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Robitussin is so unbelievably foul that I cannot understand how anyone can consume enough of it to get stoned. Every time I take some I bellow afterwards from the sheer noxiousness of it.

Damn you, guaifenesin! Damn you to hell! And damn the pudding-thick phlegm that necessitates expectorants to get it the hell out of my trachea!