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"they'll never get ME in a mud pack."
Feb. 6th, 2004 04:32 pmOne day I am going to convince a doctor to put me in a coma for at least a week, so I can finally catch up on my sleep.
They better knock me out BEFORE they put the catheter in, though. I cannot abide the idea of having one of those things in me. My top three medical fears, in descending order:
--spinal tap
--urinary catheter
--enema
and then there's the usual laundry list of things like having some incompetent shlub amputate something that you weren't there for, etc, which wouldn't be so bad since I would get beaucoup bucks once the settlement went through, enough to buy me a really nice prosthetic foot.
Are there eggs in eggrolls, or are they like egg creams (which have neither eggs nor cream)?
Now I want a chocolate egg cream. I think there's a jar of U-Bet in the back of the fridge, but I'm out of milk and who the hell keeps seltzer around anyway?
They better knock me out BEFORE they put the catheter in, though. I cannot abide the idea of having one of those things in me. My top three medical fears, in descending order:
--spinal tap
--urinary catheter
--enema
and then there's the usual laundry list of things like having some incompetent shlub amputate something that you weren't there for, etc, which wouldn't be so bad since I would get beaucoup bucks once the settlement went through, enough to buy me a really nice prosthetic foot.
Are there eggs in eggrolls, or are they like egg creams (which have neither eggs nor cream)?
Now I want a chocolate egg cream. I think there's a jar of U-Bet in the back of the fridge, but I'm out of milk and who the hell keeps seltzer around anyway?
