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MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN WOMEN AFRAID OF SEX AND THEIR IMAGINARY FRIEND IN THE SKY!

<center><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/auntiesiannan/487219.html"><img src="http://www.mayoclinic.org/about/images/nuns.jpg"><br>MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN WOMEN WHO ARE AFRAID OF SEX AND THEIR IMAGINARY FRIEND IN THE SKY!</a>

Oh fucking hell.

This is a bad idea. A colossaly bad idea, for so many reasons, not all of them esoteric.

I swear, I hate the National Trust.

Philosophum non facit barba.

So why do we have to have humans perform marriages, then?

I suppose atheists can't be married either?

topi's invective in this one is particularly vitriolic.

amo vincit omnia

My Love is Knight Rider

Or maybe...

My Love is Knight-Ridder

Or it could be...

My Love is Margot Kidder

Who the fuck knows. Love more.