And to think I used to work for NYPIRG...

Dear Ralph Nader (or should I say nadir):

Just tell us who bought you, because we all know someone did.

Thank you. May your next ride be in a Corvair.

(no subject)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA her dad is the worst parent ever. He buys her booze too! She's going to end up dateraped while drunk. Maybe by Daddy. He'll knock her up with her own sibling.

Little Dark Lord Fauntleroy

Go on. You know he's asking for it.