Another dope icon premiere

I'd go out and kill people in cold blood, but I'm too tired. Hell, I need a shower and I don't think I have the energy to wash my hair. Bah.

I want soup. Cream of broccoli. With about thirty pieces of toast.

Jackhole

Michael Jackson was pulled over by police and asked to identify himself after shopping at a Wal-Mart while wearing a ski mask.

"The singer is known to wear disguises when in public."

Yeah, because no one will notice you wearing a fucking SKI MASK in a STORE.

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Eric Belt, you are a sad little man.

I will pray for you, and for your poor family.

Smiles, everyone, smiles!

And in other news, I have found the worst painting of Ricardo Montalban, EVER.

I hope Ricardo tracks the "artist" down and flattens him with his wheelchair. Crap, that thing is 57 varieties of awful.