*glack*

I slept too long.

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This picture makes me happy. It's the very definition of "WHEEE!"

I want a Karmann Ghia. Those things leave the ground with the slightest incline, and they look so beep beep. OMG TEH FLYING CAR!

We can do better than Bush, but...

I'll say it again: John Kerry gives me a *bad* feeling.

And he looks like Margaret Hamilton.

Stuff

Good Good Good Good Good Good Good *Delight* Good Good Good Good Good

If I believed in ROFLing, I would be ROFLing like no other, I tellya.

AHAHAHAHAHAA TEENY DINGBAT GETS ALL HUFFY AT ME


I feel so, like, IN THE LOOP now. I'm totally one of those HIP YOUNGSTERS.

Okay, Texans.

I know there's a mess of you on my friends list.

You all better vote for my man Kinky Friedman for gubner this November, yessir. Kinky knows what to do.

Besides, having a gubner named KINKY is just too rich.


Oh yeah, and:

Just say NO to idiots.

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Who says gay marriage is unnatural?

GAY NECROPHILIA IS NATURAL. (don't worry, you can click that, it's work safe)

It begins! My long and fruitful political career!

I am the Secretary of State.

Why? Because I rock the body that rocks the Expatriated Zulu Party.

First thing we do is put a roller derby on the White House lawn.