ANDRE THE GIANT LIVES!

Oh yeah, this one really needed to worry about scars:



It's almost a good thing that she only passed her genes on once instead of twice.

fneh

I'm all "J. we gotta chainsaw this tree what fell down today" and he's all "no YOU gotta do it, I have this HERNIA now" and I'm all "fuck you, man, I ain't chainsawing by myself, I will end up dropping it on my foot" and he's all "well you said you needed new shoes" and I'm all "fuck you, man" and he's all "I love you too" and I'm all "bleah"

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"Here we see a group of well-dressed Korean men enjoying the office pastime of Toupee Toss."

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WASHINGTON - Undecided voters, by a 2-1 margin, feel it was inappropriate for President Bush's re-election campaign to use images from the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks in a television commercial, according to a poll released Friday.

Eric Belt, are you reading this?