Random random random

-My sister calls and leaves a message saying "I gotta vent to you. I'm about ready to bite an anvil!"

-This is worth it for the title. You'd expect some goatse there, wouldn't you?

-Henry Winkler and Richard Belzer are cousins.

-I got laid today. :)

-Immediately after getting laid, we went out for donuts. SEX AND DONUTS, A COMBO THAT CAN'T BE BEAT.

-Should I or should I not give up my Sundays to go with J. to Pagan Mike's house and play D&D? Because two guys piked on their campaign and I said if all else fails I would fill in but now I dunno. It's all so frightfully geeky, and I haven't played since 1984 anyway (I do not count the period in 1992 where I was a NPC in Ratboy's campaign and was a deity who provided divine intervention whenever the cleric prayed to me).

-OH GOD

"Officer, it was the hot dog. It made me lose control."

Where The Belz enjoys playing John Munch
Better than Hulk Hogan giving his skull a crunch
But Henry likes to Rock n Roll
And produce MacGyver cause he's typecast in that Fonzie role
What a wacky bunch!

But they're cousins
[nearly]Identical cousins, all the way
One pair of matching bookends
Different as night and day



And as Ice-T says:
"That's my Jew!"

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