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aloha e komo mai

Lilo and Stitch is the greatest cartoon ever because it has an alien drag queen.

With two tongues.

Pleakley would not be nearly as hilarious if he only had one tongue.

And I want a 625 to come make me sammiches.

Cheap fun:

--Feed a dog peanut butter. There ain't nothing more amusing you can do with your time.

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OMG they came in the INTERNET PADDYWAGON and hauled Andrew and hep off to the INTERNET POKEY!

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Ugliest. Thing. EVER.