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Time for debate!

Position: Bush supporters are suffering from Stockholm syndrome. Discuss.

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Anybody in/around Buffalo should know that my man Spencer Tunick wants your body. Yes, really.

I was so pissed when I missed his last NYC shoot but I had to go to freekin' Florida that day. :P I WANTED TO GET NEKKID IN TEH STREET WITH HUNDREDS OF OTHER PEOPLE!

Conversations with dead people in my sleep

Daddy came to visit again last night. He told me he was running for president.

"Dad, you can't be President. You weren't born in this country, and, uh, you're dead."
"Being dead is no problem. It's been done before."
"Daddy, I swear, if you make a Reagan joke...you shouldn't waste your time making contact for such lameness."
"Who said anything about Reagan? I was talking about Coolidge."
"Aw, JEEZ."

goddammit

Go call the AM BYOO LANCE

I am gonna go watch Disco Godfather (aka Black Godfather, Avenging Godfather, Avenging Disco Godfather, etc) starring the incomparable Rudy Ray Moore.

You know we have a big hardon for Rudy Ray in this house.

PUT YO' WEIGHT ON IT! PUT YO' WEIGHT ON IT!