Me: Man, I had this wacky dream where we were in some store and you were playing the ukelele for me.
J.: ...that actually happened.
Me: What?
J.: The other day. In HomeGoods. You don't remember?
Me: Shit, you're right. Why the hell was there a ukelele in HomeGoods and why were you playing it and why the hell do I OH MY GOD I HAVE FUCKING EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMERS, DON'T I.
J.: Shut up and eat your bagel.
Me: We're gonna have this conversation every morning while you change my Depends.
J.: No, because I will put you away before then and get Numba Two Wife.