One Million Moms need a visit from the dickwolves.

Soooo...One Million38,000 Moms has a new site with a comment box where you can report nasty nasties. Like oh noes, a happy two-father family featured in JC Penney ads! Or Alan Scott being retconned as gay! THE HORROR! THE SPIRIT OF MARY WHITEHOUSE COMPELS YOU!

My contribution:

"There's this site that claims to have one million moms following it but it's really only a few thousand! There's a whole COMMANDMENT in the Bible against lying! They should be stopped! They're judging others when only GOD can judge and that's just wrong!

The name of the site is www.onemillionmoms.com , please organize a boycott against this hateful organization trying to poison the minds of the impressionable!"

D3 musings

It's interesting that for once I feel like my melee characters are more powerful than my ranged (something that has always been an issue". My Demon Hunter in particular is wussy no matter how I skill her and use traps, etc. What's the point of having health globes drop in the melee radius if a ranged mob and I are going at each other from a distance? I wish my companion could pick them up for me.

I'm having the most fun right now with the Monk class. There's something amusing about dropping a giant BELL on someone's head and then pummeling it. *konnngggggg*

Witch Doctor is still annoying. I don't like the constant pee-squat hovering stance.



She's always standing like that, sorta wavering around with a dagger in one hand. ALWAYS. Who does that? Stand up straight! Sheesh!

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To whom it may concern:

I apologize for not hating things you hate or liking things you like.

I apologize for having a different sense of humor.

I apologize for being vulgar and macabre.

I am so sorry that I am myself and that I am offensive, and I cannot find the offense that you see.

Yours truly,

Queen of the Dickwolves.

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CandiruLove 9:19 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/76647223/formless-knitting is this person off their meds or what

Neil Tredray 9:21 pm
Clearly. So...... it's a pile of 70s-shade yarn left outside for a few years............. .....?

CandiruLove 9:21 pm
but its like got all these hidden meanings man

Neil Tredray 9:22 pm
Do you get a cubic yard of yarn and dirt sent to you?
Or just a certificate saying that somewhere in Spain (maybe the plain, where the rain mainly falls) is a pile of yarn that belongs to you

CandiruLove 9:22 pm
I want a timeshare of the dead yarn and humus.

Neil Tredray 9:23 pm
Formless knitting, though. That's a pretty goddamn diabolical scheme
I knit freestyle, man. I'm an aknitchist. I don't follow your purlwise patterns, sheep

CandiruLove 9:24 pm
I let GAIA knit for me, man. Its so much more groovy and organic.
Someimes I dont even use yarn. I just wander around naked in a flock of sheep.

Neil Tredray 9:27 pm
I'm selling this scab I picked off my elbow 'cause if you think about it, it's all organic knitting.

CandiruLove 9:28 pm
We are all made out of KALE.

Neil Tredray 9:29 pm
I realized my crotch makes its own yarn so here's a yard of pubes. Create!

CandiruLove 9:54 pm
Wow man, you organically knitted a pot scrubber AND dental floss!

Neil Tredray 9:54 pm
and a sea urchin

CandiruLove 9:55 pm
Its a floor polish AND a dessert topping

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I feel sick. I would feel sicker if I tried to fake being something I am not, but I still feel sick.

If that gives you schadenfreude, enjoy it. It's the least I can do since I caused so much upset.