dance magic dance

*flails* leave me alone, leave me ALONE, I woke up with a headache and it's still too damp outside to hang the laundry and ugh.

I tried to give myself French tips yesterday but I am out of practice painting details with my left hand so the nails on my right hand look all wonky. Kermit green with grass green tips look swell otherwise.

I got some books in the mail. Yay. Also ordered yesterday's TeeFury offering because oh hell yes Jareth.

Lucy went to the groomer Saturday and amazingly, was not an utter asshole the whole time she was there. She still hates getting her butt shaved but I think that's reasonable. Would YOU like to be muzzled and have your butt shaved, even if it was done with care and elan? I think not. Poor doggeleh.

Moofey is thriving. He was riding the washing machine through the spin cycle and going "wow wow wowww" at the vibrations.

"If you can't love yourself, how in the HELL you gonna love anyone else? Can I get an amen?" -RuPaul

So that Louis Theroux followup piece on the Phelps troglodytes (yeah, the one that inspired my foray into rage comics)? If you watched it you surely noticed the very flamey Asian guy who wanted to join the congregation. Like beyond latent off the Kinsey scale, said he came all the way from San Fran to join up and I was like oh, honey, learn to accept yourself.

Well, it seems that Fred has taken him in, and now he's RUNNING FOR SCHOOL BOARD IN TOPEKA, trying to purge the "satanic evil" of EVOLUTION from the classroom.

Kansas needs that kind of flat-earth claptrap like I need teeth in my asshole.

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