I have said this before. It bears repeating.

[siannan]

One of the formative experiences of my childhood was seeing Alice Cooper on The Muppet Show when I was a wee parochial schoolgirl, but six years of age. I had no idea that there were people out there that were just so fucking cool, and weren't too jaded to hang out with Kermit the Frog.

I can't go to school
cuz I ain't got a gun
I ain't got a gun
cuz I ain't got a job
I ain't got a job
cuz I can't go to school
So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job
And a house with cable!

GRANDPA ALICE KNOWS WHAT TO DO.