To the asshole with the blue Toyota

[siannan]

Thank you for parking in front of my house, specifically blocking my mailbox so I won't get a delivery today. Thank you for being too fucking cheap to lay out two-fitty for the beach parking lot up the block. Thank you for necessitating my dragging the recycle bin to the other side of my property because if I had put it in my usual place, the goombahs who run the sanitation truck would never have seen it.

I'm going to fill the bird feeders now. I hope they all poop on your simonizing.