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This morning's breakfast conversation.
Me: Man, I had this wacky dream where we were in some store and you were playing the ukelele for me.
J.: ...that actually happened.
Me: What?
J.: The other day. In HomeGoods. You don't remember?
Me: Shit, you're right. Why the hell was there a ukelele in HomeGoods and why were you playing it and why the hell do I OH MY GOD I HAVE FUCKING EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMERS, DON'T I.
J.: Shut up and eat your bagel.
Me: We're gonna have this conversation every morning while you change my Depends.
J.: No, because I will put you away before then and get Numba Two Wife.
Me: I love you.
J.: I love you too. Eat your bagel.
Me: Yes dear. Wow, I can't even taste the poison.
J.: ...that actually happened.
Me: What?
J.: The other day. In HomeGoods. You don't remember?
Me: Shit, you're right. Why the hell was there a ukelele in HomeGoods and why were you playing it and why the hell do I OH MY GOD I HAVE FUCKING EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMERS, DON'T I.
J.: Shut up and eat your bagel.
Me: We're gonna have this conversation every morning while you change my Depends.
J.: No, because I will put you away before then and get Numba Two Wife.
Me: I love you.
J.: I love you too. Eat your bagel.
Me: Yes dear. Wow, I can't even taste the poison.
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