This morning's breakfast conversation.

[siannan]

Me: Man, I had this wacky dream where we were in some store and you were playing the ukelele for me.

J.: ...that actually happened.

Me: What?

J.: The other day. In HomeGoods. You don't remember?

Me: Shit, you're right. Why the hell was there a ukelele in HomeGoods and why were you playing it and why the hell do I OH MY GOD I HAVE FUCKING EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMERS, DON'T I.

J.: Shut up and eat your bagel.

Me: We're gonna have this conversation every morning while you change my Depends.

J.: No, because I will put you away before then and get Numba Two Wife.

Me: I love you.

J.: I love you too. Eat your bagel.

Me: Yes dear. Wow, I can't even taste the poison.

Comments

[phantomtoe.livejournal.com]

Actually, I can't, I was just picking at the strings, you silly!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

DON'T BE DISSIN' ON TINY TIM AND DON HO, WOMAN.

Cause we're goin, to the hookilau, the hooki hooki hooki hooki hooki hookilau...

[bonnie-rocks.livejournal.com]

:-P I miss you guys :(

~*::Meow::*~