I personally have never owned a cell phone and don't plan to. There is no reason why people need to be able to annoy me at every waking moment of the day, and I can always find a pay phone if need be.

I also don't need a phone to take photos, read my email, and wipe my ass. I have a camera, computer, and fistful of Charmin for such things. Remember when you could just pick up a phone and say hello? Now you have to punch in all kinds of shit just to answer the damn thing.