More misfires from the Spahn ranch of LJ!

[siannan]

"I'm pissed off because I tried to make a racist, sexist insult that fell flat because I'm too old and un-hip to get a LiveJournal in-joke and an obscure Star Trek reference!"

I love how he claims to be so enlightened because like wow, man, he's not down with thme Big Bad Triumvirate religions of patriarchy. But it's fine to bandy about words like "cunt" and target me for forced sodomy via pixel.

Someone turn him into Soylent Green, already? It's past his due date and his crystal's blinking. RENEW! RENEW!

Comments

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

http://www.mail2web.com/cgi-bin/redir.asp?lid=0&newsite=http://jameth.livejournal.com/4349665.html?thread=79866593 MOAR LULZNESS!

Feel free to smack him with your awesome bewbage. He might flirt with you again and you can tell him you aren't into grampas.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

[insert animation of guy juggling shit here]

HE'S SO FUCKING ARTICULATE.

WATCH OUT, HE MIGHT GO FOR YOUR JUGZ NEXT

[mlfoley.livejournal.com]

Holy fucking shit.

[drownedinink.livejournal.com]

Man, the fact that he thinks Muslims are a "race" is what makes it Crazy LJer Perfection for me.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

He has a community just for his "spirit guide" to help him try to get laid. Is there a level above Crazy?

[hep.livejournal.com]

is he even hispanic or latino? why is he speaking spanish? im gonna wade in and nail him for cultural appropriation of my race and heritage.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

He says because he lived in mexico (most likely to score cheap viagra) he can get all cholo with me.

[hep.livejournal.com]

so because he was a typical cracker invading our country to escape back taxes he gets to appropriate our culture and language as well? How very white american of him.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

What the hell is a godbag? Is that like a burqa?

[hep.livejournal.com]

i can make up fantasy stories to explain acting like a douchebag too. I troll because the Gods of Trolling, Trolldin and Lolki gave me an epic quest to bring about the time of Ragnarofl.

[hep.livejournal.com]

Should I make them livejournals?

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Gimme some of that hot fudge!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

*gets out the Redi Wip* BOOYAH!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

he's still got a tax lien or two against him, according to research, but I bet he thinks because he invented some gobbledygook religion that he can claim nonprofit status and spend the rest of his days using his SSI checks to chase women half his age around the webbernetz.

[drbagpipes.livejournal.com]

isn't this basically what Elron Hubbard did?

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but Elron at least had some coin. This guy has nothing going for him.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

He's the racist one. I couldn't help but notice how he flirts with any female LJer with their face in their icon...except our Nelthie.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Yeah...because the Goddess is totally into hanging around some fleapit house trailer in the desert with a guy who looks like all three Freak Brothers rolled into one.

[snuh.livejournal.com]

I wanted to get back to you on this cause it's been on my mind for a few days and I think you're a cool enough person that passing on my thoughts might mean something. Over in my past life at UseNet, I won a few alt.flame awards. Coming from that experience, let me state that someone flaming on this world wide web comes off as just another asshole on the Internet, plain and simple. Humor and intelligence wins every time and you have just exactly that coming from your side in your interactions with this net creature. You obviously have his goat or he wouldn't be freaking out like that and that call to arms of his is pathetic. Before, I'd see him in the comms we shared and never gave him a second thought, good or bad. Now, he's forever etched in my mind as a angry old man that badly needs a haircut.

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[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

[insert picture of Greg Brady with Raquel the goat in the walk-in closet here]

It seems that even the replies in his own journal are telling him that he's making an ass of himself. Of course since they're his "friends" they don't want to piss him off by being honest--look what he did to mlfoley for telling it like it is.

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Here from metaquotes. Any chance of getting a copy or screencap of the douchebaggery?

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

There's one on http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/nebris .

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

'Whiter than Edgar Winter.' I'll have to use that at some point.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Whiter, but not nearly as CLAMMY.

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd hope not.