Siannan wants weird shit.

[siannan]

I got a bug in my ass over wanting a doorknob with an eyeball in it.

All I can find are crummy Halloween rubber eyeball doorknob covers.

I want a GLASS doorknob with an eyeball INSIDE of it. Or something. Maybe resin.

I bet I could make one with some casting resin and a glass eye from someplace. It will look great on my kitchen door, yes. The resale value of my house will...do something. I dunno.



I just woke J. up by telling him "I wanna doorknob with an eyeball in it" and he thought I was quoting that old In Living Color sketch where the bum says "I GOTS A BUNION WITH AN EYEBALL INNIT".

I also need a Jetsons doorbell but I've been wanting that for years on end.

In my search I found this monstrosity. WHAT A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD BAT.

Comments

[scottrossi.livejournal.com]

that poor battie! D:

[puckgoodfellow.livejournal.com]

I had glass doorknobs when I was growing up, none with eyeballs inside them though.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

I remember thinking your house was so cool because you had those glass doorknobs :D

My nana's apartment had them too, I used to just hang on them and swing the door back and forth because they felt nice in my hands.

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

Jetsons doorbell as in the specific sound or is there something I've forgotten from the cartoon?

[nodgerkith.livejournal.com]

At first I was like "OH HEY COOL, that doorknob has a bat in it!" And then when I realized that it was a shifter knob and not a doorknob, I thought it was fucking dumb. And then I had a good, long think about that logical flow.

What.