The more you write about Moofey, the more I am convinced he is a doppelganger of my beloved Maxwell Bubby-Cat. If he's a brown tabby I will be totally convinced, but if not they can be like spiritual twins or something.

Squeaky, on the other hand, is just fat. My sister met him yesterday and said "your cat is morbidly obese." He heard "cat" and ran over to love up on her.