Dammit, now I'm gonna have Gitarzan stuck in my head.

Big industrial-carpeted amphitheater megachurches look so awful when they show them on TV (Hour of Power and like that). And that one church in L.A. just gives me the willies--Crystal Cathedral?

I think the scariest church of all has to be the Precious Moments place, even though it's not technically a church. Ugh, I hate those damn mongoloid looking things.