Writer's Block: Mysterious benefactor

[siannan]

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I'd give Randall Terry an abortion.

Him, or Michelle Duggar.

Comments

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Or a divorce!

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

The phrase "gift that keeps on giving" always makes me think of herpes.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

That must have been mighty entertaining to see on TV.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

There was another version that showed a morose young couple visiting the free clinic, but the music was that same upbeat Melba Moore sounding stuff. I remember being utterly confused.

[cathain.livejournal.com]

Actually I'd make both Randall Terry and Troy Newman pregnant and force them to carry to term.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

If I had two wishes, the second would be that Bill O'Reilly gets a terrible disease that turns his penis into a loofah.

[cathain.livejournal.com]

Well I'd give GWB the gorilla treatment from "Trading Places". God knows he looks enough like a monkey.