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[siannan]

We've been having intermittent phone and internet outages for the past couple of weeks. They had some guy come to the house today and check the lines, and then Verizon calls up and asks us what's going on. Since they have been less than helpful I decide to fuck with them.

"I can't connect to Wikipedia."
"Really? Hmm. Well, we'll put someone right on that."