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[siannan]

"When I - what was it - about five or six? - I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny. And I - I cut out this Bugs Bunny off the cover of a comic book and carried it around with me. Carried it around in my pocket and took it out and looked at it periodically, and - and it got all wrinkled up from handling it so much that I asked my mother to iron it on the ironing board to flatten it out, and - and she did, and I was deeply disappointed 'cause it got all brown when she ironed it, and brittle, and crumbled apart."

--Robert Crumb

I dreamed last night I was on this reality show where I was the token faghag in this Real World household of drag queens in some semidetached brick place in Astoria. They brought in a bunch of guest stars and one of them was Scott Baio and I started screeching with fangirl joy because OMG CHACHI! Chachi was one of my earliest crushes. I think Danny Partridge was first, though. But Chachi was definitely before Lynda Carter. So I was like, rubbing Scott Baio's feet, and he had this nasty blister on one but I didn't care because I was a pig in mud surrounded by drag queens and Scott Baio, and then the streets started to flood, and Ashley Judd was there and having a panic attack and I was trying to calm her down because she really wanted to go to Burger King and I was like honey we can't, they need to get us a motor boat, and she was scared because her life jacket seemed to big and I showed her how to inflate it and told her to think about her cats and her husband, and Terry Bradshaw was there and not doing anything so I told him to go hang out with the cameramen and the rest of the production team who were trying to charter a boat to get us to burger king.

Then we watched out the window while a bunch of naked hippies swam over to the White Castle drivethru window across the street and then they realized because they were naked they forgot their wallets and we cheered at them while they swam away without any burgers.

Then I woke up and this cold has spread to my inner ear because I fell over while trying to sit up in bed. WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Also, tinnitus. WHEEEEEE!!!!!

Comments

[shutter.livejournal.com]

i usually really hate/am very disinterested in reading/hearing about people's dreams, but that one is amazing.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

oh gurl, I left out so much of it, like the furniture store and the hair salon and the pink fuzzy couch and the giant sinkhole full of party supplies and the family of mallard ducks.