I WILL NOT EAT A BIG TRUCK
Okay, pest removal guy was awesome. He laid a bunch of super Havahart type traps and they come check them every day and take away the evil beasties as they get caught.
But now! J. and I decided to order Italian food.
So we call Caruso's And we tell the guy that we want penne with our dinner instead of linguine.
So J. is repeating the orders back to the guy and he says ziti. The guy asks if we wanted ziti instead of penne.
J.: Did you want garlic and oil penne or ziti, hon?
Me: Uh. Penne! No, ziti! Wait. I don't care! I just want something tube!
J.: So you want a series of TUBES?
Me: YES. I WANT TO EAT A SERIES OF TUBES.
J.: DELICIOUS TUBES!
Me: TUBES! TUBES AS A VEHICLE FOR SAUCE AND DATA!
Together: TUUUUUUUUBES!
Meanwhile the guy on the other end of the phone surely thinks he is talking to the fucking mental ward. We're cackling and horking and can't breathe from mirth and the guy is all "uh ok, you want drinks with that? okay, twenny minutes, you come pick up."
But now! J. and I decided to order Italian food.
So we call Caruso's And we tell the guy that we want penne with our dinner instead of linguine.
So J. is repeating the orders back to the guy and he says ziti. The guy asks if we wanted ziti instead of penne.
J.: Did you want garlic and oil penne or ziti, hon?
Me: Uh. Penne! No, ziti! Wait. I don't care! I just want something tube!
J.: So you want a series of TUBES?
Me: YES. I WANT TO EAT A SERIES OF TUBES.
J.: DELICIOUS TUBES!
Me: TUBES! TUBES AS A VEHICLE FOR SAUCE AND DATA!
Together: TUUUUUUUUBES!
Meanwhile the guy on the other end of the phone surely thinks he is talking to the fucking mental ward. We're cackling and horking and can't breathe from mirth and the guy is all "uh ok, you want drinks with that? okay, twenny minutes, you come pick up."
lmao
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http://ohinternet.com EXACTLY.
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I hate tube pasta, but this exchange is awesome. I am more into uhhh, spiral? Fusilli? Rotini? I don't know. Tubes - I am suspicious of tubes.
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