You know what feckin' day it is.

[siannan]

So yeah yeah obligatory flashback link to that entry you all like. Christamighty, it's been 14 years since I posted that? It's old enough to have zits and shaving and have spent all it's Bat Mitzvah money at Claire's.

I don't feel like celebrating shit this year. I'd consider getting drunk if 1. I had booze in the house that wasn't designated for cooking 2. my guts weren't a misery and I'm out of antiemetics 3. I actually enjoyed being drunk.

The world sucks and shitty people are happy about it.

Me, I like clean air and water and Sesame Street and knowing that old people and school kids have full tummies and immunizations.

Sucks to be more Christian than most so-called "Christians".


oo, ah, up da Ra. Punch Trump in the vaja as a symbol.

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[hydrogen-atom.livejournal.com]

Whatever, I wait for that link EVERY YEAR.

IT'S TRADITION.

Also I find myself wishing I could drink and then remembering oh hahaha nope you done got yourself knocked up have fun being sober for the first year of that orange sack of pigshit's presidency.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Yeah but you get to burf a bebe that will go and be like Eamon de Valera and teach a dog to make shit at the Queen OO AA UP DA RA

I will knit you wee pussyhats for Le Bebe.