Could there be a more disgusting beverage than Champale? Yes there could.

OH MY GOD

gynocide, you ever have to deal with El Pruno?

attn: techieguru

Homie Bree, stop picking out china patterns and get your WASPy blonde butt back here.

GAHHHHH

I think we are going to end up killing each other, or ourselves, before the week is over.

(no subject)

See, this is the kind of shit I came up with in high school.

Except no one would have gotten behind the idea. And I woulda named him Lester. And Carolina Bio Supply sucks.

Behold, the greatest picture in the entire history of photography. Ever. Yeah.

Second greatest.

No matter where you say it, you know that you'll be heard

I just got spam and the subject was "laos codpiece". That almost made me want to open it.

Almost.

Damn. Now I wish I hadna deleted it.

A googling of the phrase gives me this. And now I have this mental image amalgam of the Laotian neighbors from King of the Hill and the guy from Cameo. Word up. Tell me what's the word.

Where's the beef?

"beef" is a funny word. When you think about how dopey it sounds, you wonder why you ever ate any.

beef.

beeeeeef.

beef. beef beef beef. beef. beef.

beef sounds funnier than pork.

beef spelled backwards is FEEB.