Via the Craftzine blog

No.

And yet, someone bought it.

No. No no no. No.

There is not enough NO in the world for that.

It's peculiar, because everything else in her shop is very nice. There's a cloche in her Steampunk collection that strikes my fancy.

Speaking as an alphabetical advocate...

The letter J kindly asks that Michelle Duggar's uterus cuts it out already.

The letter J does not like being worked harder than her daughters already do at taking care of these sproggen she keeps shooting out of her gaping crotchmaw like a log flume ride.

Should Mrs. Duggar be unable to comply with this request, the letter J asks that this next spawn be called "Justifiable Matricide Duggar" on behalf of her other children who are probably even more disgusted than anyone else that their parents can't get it under control.

Seriously, Jim Bob must be throwing the proverbial hot dog down the hallway with that one.

People begrudge the mythical "welfare queens" for having children and asking the state for aid in raising them. How much swag have the Duggars gotten from charitable gifts? And then I'm sure the businesses who built their house, donated the diapers, etc. go and give themselves a hefty write-off come tax time. Same with the FLDS running welfare fraud to keep their harems fed and clothed in yards and yards of calico. These people CHOOSE to not take advantage of birth control. They CHOOSE to perpetuate overpopulation. They CHOOSE to breed beyond their means. They CHOOSE to foist the care of these myriad children on their other children. Yes, that is their choice. But when I choose NOT to breed, I am not affecting anyone else other than myself and my husband--and somehow we are branded the selfish ones.

What a racket. Fuck up the gene pool, leave a Brobdingnagian environmental footprint, and never lift anything heaver than your erection to slap it into her Lincoln Tunnel to make another dividend.

WWJD? Jesus didn't have kids, you hormonally overcharged zealots. He hung out with the whores but according to your own doctrine he kept it in his robes. That's probably why it was a seamless garment--harder to have a wardrobe malfunction around Mary Magdalene.

Rant rant rant. I could go on and on but I have work to do today that doesn't involve cooking spermelettes.

paw paw paw!

He's all up in there giving his Black Power paw, yo. :D

I'm bored and watching CSI and L&O franchise repeats and yeah.

I don't know if David Caruso creeps me out or if it is just the character of Horatio Caine that creeps me out. There's something so *off* about his aspect and dialogue, and not in a placeable way like Gil Grissom or Bobby Goren being somewhere on the autistic spectrum. I'm completely unfamiliar with Caruso's work outside of CSI: Miami so I can't say either way.

Calleigh Duquesne wears way too much makeup.

I know puckgoodfellow would still bang Eva La Rue until her head fell off and I would totally join him but that hair color she is working has got to go.

And now J. is home and has delicious comestibles with him so off I go. DELICIOUS COMESTIBLES! numnumnum!