Writer's Block: Where the Cheese Goes

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WHO THE FUCK WRITES THIS SHIT? Seriously, did they hire Emo Phillips and feed him a fistful of crack?

x-posted to childfree

Hubby and I visited a toy museum on our road trip last week (this one was in Natural Bridge, VA); believe it or not we had it all to ourselves and had some laughs looking at all the wonderful crap we either owned or coveted.

But we got a big guffaw out of this display placard. I think whoever wrote the copy must be one of us, considering the last sentence...

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