"look to the cookie." --Jerry Seinfeld

We rearranged the bedroom furniture yesterday. Now when I wake up I can look right across the sound and see Connecticut. I am so Sarah Palin now. :P

We also found a bunch of spoons under the bed. WTF? I didn't realize we ate that much ice cream in there.

J.'s dad's surgery went great and he called us asking for a care package of....black and white frosted cookies. Now, fuck me if I'm wrong, but since when are black&whites a regional thing? I thought you could buy them anyplace. Seems I was wrong. Man, the things I learn.

I don't like black&white cookies. Too doughy and blah and I don't like that sugary glaze coz it makes my teeth feel all frinkled. I want almond horns or a nice kolacz.

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remember when you were a kid, and "Escape to Witch Mountain" or "Return to Witch Mountain" or "Son of Witch Mountain: Electric Boogaloo" was on Wonderful World of Disney and you were all excited and you watched it and then you were like WTF IS THIS SHIT, WHERE ARE THE WITCHES? And then years later you had the same thing happen at the end of the Blair Witch Project and you realized that Wonderful World of Disney had assraped you years ago but at least you hadn't paid for it?

Fuck you, Dwayne "The Rock is not my middle name" Johnson.