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So if I was gonna make a Poisson D'Avril type post it would go something like "Aw shit, I just found out I'm 6 months pregnant! I'm getting the next flight to Wichita!" but I know you people are not gonna fall for something like that. :D

It woulda been fun to have a bunch of fundies show up squalling, though.

So instead I'm gonna daub myself with Folavril (swoony, my second favorite next to Eau de Camille) and read all the lameness.

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J. took the day off so we could go do stuff.

Naturally I threw my back right the fuck out when I was washing my face at the sink.

IT HAS NOT BEEN A GOOD DAY.

To cap it off. I am very very very mad that THIS is only an april fool item. FUCK YOU I WANT IT. I had an Empire Strikes Back sleeping bag when I was little and it had scenes from Hoth and some Stormtroopers on it and it was rad.

auorak (11:18:48 PM): i had star wars sheets

CandiruLove (11:18:55 PM): I want it to have plush instestines that blorch out

CandiruLove (11:18:57 PM): I had

CandiruLove (11:19:00 PM): RONALD MCDONALD SHEETS

CandiruLove (11:19:03 PM): cause my mom hated me

CandiruLove (11:19:17 PM): you have not experienced feer

CandiruLove (11:19:19 PM): fear

CandiruLove (11:19:24 PM): until you have seen the face of hamburglar

CandiruLove (11:19:27 PM): by nightlight

CandiruLove (11:19:32 PM): staring at you

auorak (11:20:56 PM): with all your mom issues you should be a stand up comic

CandiruLove (11:21:47 PM): i am a sit down comic

auorak (11:21:51 PM): hellz yar

auorak (11:21:55 PM): SIT DAYOWN

CandiruLove (11:22:06 PM): SITCHOASS DOWN, HONKEY

That's right. SIT YOUR DAMN ASS DOWN AND LISTEN. If everyone fuckin' listened to me, oh, god, shit would be so much better.

I AM THE CASSANDRA OF THE WORLD. YES. PEOPLE ALWAYS REGRET NOT LISTENING TO ME.