Writer's Block: Heavenly Bodies

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Joe!

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Post your haroset recipes here. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

rarrrrr

My x-ray was negative, so the pert receptionist said to just take Advil.

FUCK YOU LADY I BEEN TAKING ADVIL FOR 2 MONTHS.

*grumble*

*grumble grumble*

I call tomorrow and yell at the doctor properly. I talk like caveman until then.

UNFROZEN CAVEWOMAN AUNTIEEEEEEEEE



"Yo soy un caveman...un hombre de las cavernas."

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Bah, I'm going out for a frozen custard. Who's coming with me?

You want sprinkles?

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lily underwater (10:11:37 PM): people IRL are all like in a panic over my ass

CandiruLove (10:11:51 PM): poor mrsa ass

CandiruLove (10:11:59 PM): *pages Dr. House*

lily underwater (10:12:01 PM): LOL

CandiruLove (10:12:05 PM): *House walks in and pokes your ass with his cane*

lily underwater (10:12:10 PM): I bet he would, too

CandiruLove (10:12:13 PM): *House says something lewd*

CandiruLove (10:12:24 PM): *House pops a vicodin and plods out*

lily underwater (10:12:29 PM): ahahahahaha

CandiruLove (10:12:42 PM): *Cuddy flutters in and apologizes with her boobs all hangin out*

lily underwater (10:12:51 PM): she does have quite a pair

CandiruLove (10:13:00 PM): *Kutner eats a gun*

CandiruLove (10:13:01 PM): the end

lily underwater (10:13:05 PM): LOL

u can has screen cleaner

The best response so far to that "rainbow coalition coming together to protect marriage" shit...

See the original here along with the lolfailure auditions for the spot.

This is the literal definition of homophobia, folks. WASPY CONSERVADRONES ARE ASKEEEEEERED A'THEM FAGGITZ 'N LEZBOWS! Beulah, get in the storm cellar! I'll git the guns!