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I got x-rays today. They had nothing but halogen lamps in the waiting room (which give me headaches), and this one woman was there who would not shut up the entire hour I had to wait. She kept talking to every person within range about her insipid life. "bibbidybibbidyblahblahblah" and people are trying to read their magazines but she's oblivious.

Then she started talking about her nephew with Marfan Syndrome...except she kept calling it "morphine" syndrome. She's describing the symptoms and keeps namedropping "morphine" and I desperately wanted to correct her but I knew that then she would latch onto me as her next target.

THEN she started handing out business cards for her husbands contracting company. She kept insisting that he worked only on the most exclusive Gold Coast type homes...but his office is in like, Dumpwater. Yeeeahhhh.

I was so glad to GTFO of there. My doc thinks I chipped a bone or something but we'll see.

That office made me nauseated. I couldn't even get ice cream on the way home, so I just had a sip of J.'s shake and I still don't feel well.

Writer's Block: Grab and Go

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Still headachey, just ate some brown rice with seaweed. That usually helps.

Roadside memorials annoy the hell out of me. There's one along the William Floyd Parkway that has some glow-in-the-dark shit on it that J. can't stand seeing every night because he thinks it's a deer or something and gets ready to swerve. I vote for going over and dismantling it.

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All glory to the prophet weev, for he is gonna lead us into the next flood!

Post your thoughts on his weevness here.

Siannan wants bad cartoons

Currently I am pissed off that Fish Police was never released on DvD.

That show was so awful, I demand to own all the episodes. The name alone meant it was doomed to fail. FISH POLICE.

This is the only Fish police anyone ever wanted:



Not dead yet, Letterman. NOT DEAD YET.