Writer's Block: Confidences

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I talk about them with the VOICES.....THE VOICES....OOooOOooOooOOOOooOOOooooo!

Siannan wants weird shit.

I got a bug in my ass over wanting a doorknob with an eyeball in it.

All I can find are crummy Halloween rubber eyeball doorknob covers.

I want a GLASS doorknob with an eyeball INSIDE of it. Or something. Maybe resin.

I bet I could make one with some casting resin and a glass eye from someplace. It will look great on my kitchen door, yes. The resale value of my house will...do something. I dunno.



I just woke J. up by telling him "I wanna doorknob with an eyeball in it" and he thought I was quoting that old In Living Color sketch where the bum says "I GOTS A BUNION WITH AN EYEBALL INNIT".

I also need a Jetsons doorbell but I've been wanting that for years on end.

In my search I found this monstrosity. WHAT A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD BAT.