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I don't pray often. I don't find much I consider prayerworthy.

But I'm praying for Iran today. Please see this entry by one_hoopy_frood (found via eyelid) to see what you can do to help -- I am not a Twitter user, but I will do what I can to help the information get passed along.

Flick a drop in the bucket, people. It will spill over if we all contribute.

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that's ignorant...that's ignorant...heeheeheeHOOO!

Writer's Block: Set the Scene

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I've never been inside a megachurch but they scare the living crap out of me.

I need to sit down for five minutes. Just five minutes. *boingoingoingoingggg*

I am so caffeinated today. Oh, Snapple, why did you switch to cane sugar and become so delicious? I've bolted two bottles of raspberry tea so far and have been flying around the house in a Taz cyclone. I need to make a pedicure appointment and I keep forgetting.

Some weirdo in the health food store the other day was telling me that he's upset that coconut milk is called "milk" because it offends his delicate vegan sensibilities. As a PICK UP LINE. I uh-huh'd at him and started grabbing yogurt and kefir from the fridges and he backed off. The cashier was rofling at him after he left. "I'm a vegan too, but people like him make me want to eat an entire cow just to gain distance."

I have no idea who Heidi-and-Spencer are and I don't care, except if they die in a fire (a chemical fire. a chemical toilet fire. in a junkyard. in Waco.) They're on that fake show, right? Or were? And now they're on some other reality show and pray all the time? This is what happens when I get my current pop culture influx by half-listening to Frank Nicotero, who is made of awesome and I should write him a nice note.

There is nothing going on this coming weekend except for various lame Strawberry Fairs. I need something to doooo. I don't want to go to the beach because everyone will be down on the beach and if people try to park in my driveway again I am going to start charging.

scottrossi, your hat is being blocked and will be assembled posthaste.

Some schmuck down the road got one of those cheap car alarms that makes six different noises at once and has a hairtrigger and it sounds like living in Queens again. :P

Miracle Whip is disgusting. Eat proper mayonnaise or get the hell away from me.

J. is so cute when he eats sunflower seeds (which he does constantly). He chews them with his front teeth like a squirrel.

And he brought me comics! Whee! *bolt*

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Forget the Psycho/Big Momma's House connotations, I love that his pal is named "Mhilton". I wonder, pronounced Milton, or Muh-hilton, Meelton, or what? It's such an affected campy drag name.

MHILTON. I am going to follow this one.

I want a pet [insert offbeat companion animal here] named Mhilton now.