I need to sit down for five minutes. Just five minutes. *boingoingoingoingggg*

[siannan]

I am so caffeinated today. Oh, Snapple, why did you switch to cane sugar and become so delicious? I've bolted two bottles of raspberry tea so far and have been flying around the house in a Taz cyclone. I need to make a pedicure appointment and I keep forgetting.

Some weirdo in the health food store the other day was telling me that he's upset that coconut milk is called "milk" because it offends his delicate vegan sensibilities. As a PICK UP LINE. I uh-huh'd at him and started grabbing yogurt and kefir from the fridges and he backed off. The cashier was rofling at him after he left. "I'm a vegan too, but people like him make me want to eat an entire cow just to gain distance."

I have no idea who Heidi-and-Spencer are and I don't care, except if they die in a fire (a chemical fire. a chemical toilet fire. in a junkyard. in Waco.) They're on that fake show, right? Or were? And now they're on some other reality show and pray all the time? This is what happens when I get my current pop culture influx by half-listening to Frank Nicotero, who is made of awesome and I should write him a nice note.

There is nothing going on this coming weekend except for various lame Strawberry Fairs. I need something to doooo. I don't want to go to the beach because everyone will be down on the beach and if people try to park in my driveway again I am going to start charging.

scottrossi, your hat is being blocked and will be assembled posthaste.

Some schmuck down the road got one of those cheap car alarms that makes six different noises at once and has a hairtrigger and it sounds like living in Queens again. :P

Miracle Whip is disgusting. Eat proper mayonnaise or get the hell away from me.

J. is so cute when he eats sunflower seeds (which he does constantly). He chews them with his front teeth like a squirrel.

And he brought me comics! Whee! *bolt*

Comments

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

MAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FRENCH!

[scottrossi.livejournal.com]

i love you.

FOREVER YOU HEAR ME?

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

I keep waiting for your icon to explode or blast off or vomit camellias!

[julieannie.livejournal.com]

I had never heard of a Strawberry Fair till my professor gave us a half hour break and we all got free chocolate covered strawberries and shortcake and smoothies. I needed that.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Every protestant church around here seems to have a Strawberry Fair this month.

The one I keep seeing signs for in town is at the local FISH CHURCH. I've been living here since 2000 and I couldn't remember the actual name of the place. It's the FISH CHURCH to everyone.

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

Only caffeine in the house right now is cold-brewed coffee concentrate, but I get free soda at work. (I am working fill hours this week, but it's better than making nothing and free food at work is good by me.)

OM NOM NOM kefir.

I get to see my in-laws this weekend and go with them to the state hospital to visit Vogon, who may or may not be less crazy. I would rather be bored.

I think we have a new neighbor with a hairtrigger car alarm. After it went off twice in one evening a few nights ago, I think the other neighbors left nasty notes on it because I haven't heard it since. Nice to know I'm not the only one that leaves youparklikeanasshole.com notes.

My basil is trying to bolt but I am laying the smackdown and pinching off the flower buds every time I see them.