Ranty Auntie

Facebook is even more awful than my initial assessment. No, I don't use it. if I couldn't be arsed with MySpace then I sure as hell am not going to sit there f5-ing Facebook all day like a beeftard.

I go and check on J.'s page every so often out of morbid curiosity. My GOD, what is with all these lame little games people play there? Mafia vampire mouse pillow balloon wars? Pretend farms? And he has this one cousin-in-law that posts about nothing except fake slot machine games and her crappy Longaberger picnic basket franchise (don't get me started on how dopey I think Longaberger shit is, that's fodder for another post).

And then everyone keeps sending him invites to play this crap with him. Sorry, idiots, he has real games that he pays for that have actual graphics and content (i.e. WoW and Eve).

Let me quote Katt Williams here: "Naw, nigga, I GOT BILLS."

eff capitalism

Ehhhh jesus my paid account ran out and I left my wallet in my knapsack in the trunk and J. has the car all day. :P WTF ADVERTISEMENTS, MAKE THEM STOP.