Form letter to you of the now, I would rather have gay blood than say, Snooki's blood

Subject: Allow LGBT community to save lives in their communities by donating blood!

Hi,

I signed a petition to FDA and Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, The United States House of Representatives, and 2 others titled "Allow LGBT community to save lives in their communities by donating blood!".

Will you sign this petition? Click here:

http://signon.org/sign/allow-the-lgbt-community?source=s.em.cp&r_by=4706024

Thanks!



Seriously, would you want to get a transfusion from anyone from Jersey Shore? There's got to be 19 kinds of gonorrhea alone between them.

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I have a sad.

It is a dumb sad.

I got the bins that hold the summer clothes out, and damp got into one of them. Some of my favorite things are ruined. Like, not even upcycleable ruined. My striped overalls and my favorite purple skirt, among other things. :(

I didn't want J. to see me cry over something as stupid as clothes, but here I am.

Shopping for new stuff is not a silver lining. I hate clothes shopping because I am 1. very picky 2. hard to fit, being one size on top and another on the bottom and a weird torso length betwixt.

I want those overalls back :( I loved them dearly.

FUCK MICHIGAN

THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE HEARD IN FOREVER. NO REALLY. I don't even have the words to describe the stupidity.

Nutshell: female legislator says "vagina" and is gagged because a man was offended by "vagina" being said.

Vagina.

VAGINA.

VA

GI

NANANANANANANANANABATMANVAGINA

Via @Regretsy

Or rather, it hodors hodor hodor.

MERLKBEHRNS R MA FERVERIT SNERK

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