Enjoy the silence.
Jul. 20th, 2001 06:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
siannan"MA."
"MA."
"MA."
"MA."
"MA."
"WHAT?"
"C'MERE!"
[brief pause for inaction of "Ma"]
"MA."
"MA."
"MA."
"MA."
[repeat from first.]
This is what I put up with all fucking day. One time, Ugly Neighbor Child #2 kept up a ten minute litany of "MA, [Ugly Neighbor Toddler] IS IN THE STREET! MA, [Ugly Neighbor Toddler] IS IN THE STREET!" When I grew weary of this variation on Chinese torture, I barked at the spawn to go get his brother. He stared at me slackjawed, then resumed his cadence to his maternal unit.
You see why seemingly placid eccentrics do things with K-Mart shotguns?
"MA."
"MA."
"MA."
"MA."
"WHAT?"
"C'MERE!"
[brief pause for inaction of "Ma"]
"MA."
"MA."
"MA."
"MA."
[repeat from first.]
This is what I put up with all fucking day. One time, Ugly Neighbor Child #2 kept up a ten minute litany of "MA, [Ugly Neighbor Toddler] IS IN THE STREET! MA, [Ugly Neighbor Toddler] IS IN THE STREET!" When I grew weary of this variation on Chinese torture, I barked at the spawn to go get his brother. He stared at me slackjawed, then resumed his cadence to his maternal unit.
You see why seemingly placid eccentrics do things with K-Mart shotguns?
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ahaha
Date: 2001-07-20 05:40 pm (UTC)Re: ahaha