Write my obituary. I'm feeling perkily goth-nihilistic this afternoon. I'd do it myself but I want to make some gyoza, and I cannot invoke Faulkner at the moment.
Auntie Siannan, age 105, died today after being shot by a strange young man with only one eyebrow. He screamed something about years of gay-themed mailings to his house before he pulled the trigger. Siannan was an artsy woman, drawn to the obscure. She participated in online drama for fun, and was an Expatriated Zulu. She is survived by phantomtoe and BEAGLES and many, many socks. Donations in her memory can be made to the Expatriated Zulu fund or LJDrama.org
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I'll try....