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siannan ([personal profile] siannan) wrote2004-03-12 12:03 pm

ANDRE THE GIANT LIVES!

Oh yeah, this one really needed to worry about scars:



It's almost a good thing that she only passed her genes on once instead of twice.

[identity profile] butt-buddy.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
She was pregnant. That means somebody fucked her.

Ew.

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't, not even with Osama's nubbin.

[identity profile] jesterly.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I didn't get.. how would the procedure "ruin her life" when clearly her own birth did that?

It's pronounced Eye-Gor.

[identity profile] altoidsaddict.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, ew. Here I was thinking she's some shallow model-type, which is bad enough - but that? Dear god.

Would a Caesarian scar have prohibited her from kidnapping Esmerelda and climbing the bell tower?

Re: It's pronounced Eye-Gor.

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Anybody wanna peanut?
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[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, sweetie, I do apologize. :(
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[identity profile] sinisterputty.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
If preserving freedom means not jailing/fining people who want to give birth naturally instead of using an expensive medical procedure, THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE FREE.

Also, anybody who commits suicide or can't afford to go to the hospital when they're ill and dies as a result should be fined or put in a jail-cemetery.
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[identity profile] sinisterputty.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
K, I don't know what AMA is...

But yeah, whatever you did ... if you're still alive... THAT'S ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!!!!!! >:(
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[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
*smack* stop thinking about that. Big Auntie Is Watching You.
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[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
cut em both off, I don't need the backache.
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[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
THE ABUSE STOPS HERE:; BITCH.!
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[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
You're so much warmer than a pussy.

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
True that. The woman was fucked in the head, to be sure, but this is a huge can of worms.

[identity profile] cantstopthedawn.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
The woman was fucked in the head,

OMG she was afraid they were going to give her a LOBOTOMY when they took out her EAR BABIES!!!!!!!

[identity profile] sinisterputty.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Haha.. Actually, I was just thinking about it. What if she didn't have enough money for the procedure? Could she charge the hospital with murder?!?!

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
They wouldn't turn her away. This is UTAH we're talking about, after all. MAKE MORE MORMONS!

[identity profile] sinisterputty.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
heehee... I love how your brain predicts the word morons instead of mormons in most of that word's semantic contexts. :D

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
there's a reason they call their big angel guy MORONI.

[identity profile] sinisterputty.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
ahahah..

Ah god, I gotta watch that south park episode again now. Thanks a LOT. :)

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Lucy Harris smartsmartsmart, Martin Harris DUMMMMBBBB!"

Greatest. Episode. EVAR.

[identity profile] ladyartemisa.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
this isnt work safe :p

i say that because it almost made me scream at my desk.

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[identity profile] kyburg.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I lurve my auntie.

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I lurve my kyburg.

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Here, you forgot this:

F.
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[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Frufferin' Fruckotash!

[identity profile] easyjesus.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It seriously looks like someone cut off Rob Schneider's face, sewed it onto the Kurgan's body and it's still pumped full of anesthetic.

[identity profile] scorchingwet.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
it is her body, she does as she likes.

because I am retarded

[identity profile] scorchingwet.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I am guessing you are saying, so you'd fuck her. if so, then, sure. yes.

Re: because I am retarded

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there's no accounting for your personal taste, then.

[identity profile] lollerskates.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Her mugshot rather reminds me of Nick Nolte or Gary Busey.

Cravy motherfuckers.

[identity profile] debu-chan.livejournal.com 2004-03-12 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe they are charging her with murder... Last I checked, Murder was the taking of life with malice aforethought. It's like I said while talking to my sister, "They can charge her with stupidity, but NOT murder!" She agreed, and said she wishes there was a way the public could give their feedback and protest.

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[identity profile] oddharmonic.livejournal.com 2004-03-13 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
She allegedly has two children that live with their grandparents in Virginia, so she may have passed her genes on three times.

I wish I knew the statistics of vertical vs. bikini incisions for c-sections in the States. The only person I know with a vertical incision got theirs in the 1970s.

[identity profile] lollerskates.livejournal.com 2004-03-14 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Verticle incisions are hardly ever done anymore except in maybe certain circumstances. They usually do a bikini incision because you can still have a baby through natural childbirth after (as well as differences in asthetics), while with the vertical, all your children after have to be delivered via C-section.

[identity profile] auntiesiannan.livejournal.com 2004-03-14 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's possible to have vaginal birth after a vertical caesarian, provided muscle tone is not completely shot to hell.