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[siannan]

This one is going out to all you angsty little faux goth bastards, you know who you are. From Gilda and me, this is for you!

I Love To Be Unhappy

I love to be unhappy
I live to be in pain
When the day is full of sunshine
I'm looking for the rain
I love to have a headache
I'm happy with a cold
I'm lookin for a problem
Why wait until I'm old?
They say that no ones happy
With anything they've got
And just when things seem wonderful
You think of how its not
And so with fortune smilin'
On the ladder to success
If you set your mind to thinkin'
You can really make your life a mess
I always send my steak back
My life is overdone
I have to be quite careful
That I dont have any fun
(and heres the part where I dance)
*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap*
And even when I'm tappin'
Happy hoofin' to the beat
I know I'll get big ankles
And ugly muscles in my feet!

Now go drape yourself on a chaise somewhere and moan theatrically.