sunuvabitch

[siannan]

I have a skeeter bite on my BOOB. Near my NIPPLE.

Comments

[notargent.livejournal.com]

Didn't you have some whiz-bang skeeter bite neutralizer last year?

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

yeah, but I can't find the damn thing, and anyway it works with heat. Last thing I need is a crispy nerp.

[syncopatedlife.livejournal.com]

ouchie

[mountain-hiker.livejournal.com]

Does it look like a nubbin?

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Nah, I've seen nubbins, and this ain't no nubbin.

I used to have a video of this chick with four boobies, belly dancing. Topless. It was rad.

[mountain-hiker.livejournal.com]

Kinda sounds like Sex Wars!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Nah it wasn't that. It was some weird video compilation called Dangerous Women or something like that. I remember it also featured footage of Chesty Morgan in Deadly Weapons.

[blueeyed.livejournal.com]

SO DO I!!! I've had it for about a week, and I can't keep myself from grabbing my boob all the time. It's so itchy.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

I know! I don't want to walk around fondling myself all day. It's creepy. :P

[blueeyed.livejournal.com]

I'm fine with the fondling, I just don't want anyone to see me doing it. I hope yours goes away soon. Stupid mosquito bite.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

It's got a scab on it now. I hate that. I don't want scabby boobies.

[blueeyed.livejournal.com]

Mine does too. I don't like it either, but at least it doesn't itch anymore!