but-but-but...

[siannan]

I thought Pig Virus said HOWARD STERN was the Antichrist! Now it's Barack Obama?

Barack means thunder, not blessed, if I'm not mistaken ('tis a Hebrew name, yes? I had a friend named Barak back in the day), so from the very first sentence this person's crediblity is shot. Besides, isn't the antichrist supposed to be some Romanian/Greek guy like in those awful Left Behind books?

OMG! YANNI IS TEH ANTICHRIST!

Comments

[jesterly.livejournal.com]

aw man, it warms my heart when ignorant white christians hate that a black man is intelligent and can speak well.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

I wonder why Colin Powell isn't Beelzebub.

[jesterly.livejournal.com]

Because he's on bush's side, duh. He's like Jesus

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Hooray for black jesus!

[drbagpipes.livejournal.com]

I thought it was Kenyan??

And the Bible tells us that there will be several antichrists before rapture.

[surreality.livejournal.com]

I just couldn't read too far into that without wanting to strangle people, so... *twitch*

Just... why? Why toss out completely unfounded speculation and then screech that other people are not Christian enough when they disagree? This is definitely one of the reasons I left the church and haven't looked back once...

Not Yanni...

[prufrock.livejournal.com]

I think it's still Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute (*pan* flute, you know - not too subtle there), and he's just Biding His Time. pf.

[dancingdrew.livejournal.com]

He said in his speech that "Barack" (which in this context is African, not Hebrew) means "blessed."

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Oh well. In any case, "John" means "Gift from God", so we have two nice gifties on the ticket.

"George", on the other hand, means "farmer". And "Dick"? Well, we don't have to go there, now, do we.