It never rains, it never pours, it FUCKING TYPHOONS.

[siannan]

Some guido in a truck ripped the front bumper off my car in the BJ's parking lot, I woke up today with postnasal drip, I have cramps, and I gotta leave for fucking Texas on Saturday in that bumperless thing (well, its not technically bumperless, but I don't think holding it on with coat hangers counts).

To the guido's credit, he at least stuck around for the cops to come and write up the receipts.


P.S. Happy birthday, Freckles. I miss you.

Comments

[titsy-mcclure.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'd be fucking PISSED.

[tonapah.livejournal.com]

Being somewhere called BJ's is clearly where you went wrong.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

http://www.bjs.com/

FEAR

[jennbits.livejournal.com]

TEXAS OUR TEXAS OH HAIL THE MIGHTY STATE

[easyjesus.livejournal.com]

YEAH WHAT PART OF TEXAS?

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASSSSSSSSS

[magnoona.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad. The Man Thing had to use coax to hold his bumper on after GHETTOFABULOUS Taurus ripped it off in a hit-and-run.

Good luck on your trip to Texas. Try not to succumb to the clean-the-genepool urge. Don't get to see enough of you as it is.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEE FAMILY GUY BOB ROSS ICON EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[und1sk0.livejournal.com]

its the end of the world as we know it..