The Joy of Cooking with Phlegm

[siannan]

So for the past week and a half I have been wallowing in this miasma of mucus, coupled with intermittent laryngitis, PMS, and coughing so hard I burst a hemerrhoid. Twice. I didn't even HAVE roids before. I don't need to poop blood.

And the only thing I want to eat are portabello mushroom and eggplant panini's from Alfie's. I think they put heroin in the balsamic vinegar.

Since it's Tuesday I will have to wait until they finish installing the not-so-subtle-wink to the Chinese farming community (hello, Gung hay fat choy much?) before I can resume grinding for linen and light leather (fuck you, Medivh) in the hopes that the loot whores in the big raiding guilds finish creating that scepter.

If you have no idea what the fuck I am talking about, you're lucky.

Maybe I should reroll on another realm. :P Fellow WoW whores, what do you think?

Comments

[cathain.livejournal.com]

What the hell server do you play on anyway?

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Cenarion Circle. I'm leveling a gnomelock at the moment. Well, not THIS moment, but you know.

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

Reroll on Kel'Thuzad. We suck and we're full and as soon as I get a realm transfer I'm taking me and my 10 alts and going elsewhere.

I should note that I spent this weekend running myself ragged in a desperate attempt to help someone else suck up to Blizzard. And THE Leroy Jenkins was apparently watching the tournament I was running on his laptop behind me for several hours, we were talking and joking, and I had no idea he was Leroy. I just thought he was paying homage like everybody else.

[morganastar.livejournal.com]

Reroll on Scarlet Crusade with Shaun, Anton and I. We have good fun, and I think we're the largest guild on the server. Its just a bunch of crazy kids from LI that work at Opt Online, a few aussies who roll all night and me and shaun.. I think we have like 120 people.. but you have to play horde.

[hep.livejournal.com]

illidan/horde ftw!

[jennbits.livejournal.com]

/signed

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Doesn't Daign play on Illidan?

[meenk.livejournal.com]

Daign plays on Terenas, as ALLIANCE.

But maybe he plays over der, too.

[jennbits.livejournal.com]

i dunno where dane plays, but HEP AND I PLAY ON ILLIDAN :D

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Yeh, great, on an old realm where everyone is 60 and has all purples and will gank my tiny butt at every corner. :P WHY YOU PLAY ME LIKE DAT?

[photodork.livejournal.com]

argent dawn has had 900+ queues since fucking xmas.
im thinking about moving my uber ne huntress to another server.
im all outfitted in mc, zg and bwl gear.
any idears?

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

I think I went to make an alt on AD one day when CC was down, and almost fell out of my chair at the queue size.

So yeah, I can't wait for open realm transfers. :P

In the meantime...