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Me: Man, I had this wacky dream where we were in some store and you were playing the ukelele for me.

J.: ...that actually happened.

Me: What?

J.: The other day. In HomeGoods. You don't remember?

Me: Shit, you're right. Why the hell was there a ukelele in HomeGoods and why were you playing it and why the hell do I OH MY GOD I HAVE FUCKING EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMERS, DON'T I.

J.: Shut up and eat your bagel.

Me: We're gonna have this conversation every morning while you change my Depends.

J.: No, because I will put you away before then and get Numba Two Wife.

Me: I love you.

J.: I love you too. Eat your bagel.

Me: Yes dear. Wow, I can't even taste the poison.