Speaking as an alphabetical advocate...

[siannan]

The letter J kindly asks that Michelle Duggar's uterus cuts it out already.

The letter J does not like being worked harder than her daughters already do at taking care of these sproggen she keeps shooting out of her gaping crotchmaw like a log flume ride.

Should Mrs. Duggar be unable to comply with this request, the letter J asks that this next spawn be called "Justifiable Matricide Duggar" on behalf of her other children who are probably even more disgusted than anyone else that their parents can't get it under control.

Seriously, Jim Bob must be throwing the proverbial hot dog down the hallway with that one.

People begrudge the mythical "welfare queens" for having children and asking the state for aid in raising them. How much swag have the Duggars gotten from charitable gifts? And then I'm sure the businesses who built their house, donated the diapers, etc. go and give themselves a hefty write-off come tax time. Same with the FLDS running welfare fraud to keep their harems fed and clothed in yards and yards of calico. These people CHOOSE to not take advantage of birth control. They CHOOSE to perpetuate overpopulation. They CHOOSE to breed beyond their means. They CHOOSE to foist the care of these myriad children on their other children. Yes, that is their choice. But when I choose NOT to breed, I am not affecting anyone else other than myself and my husband--and somehow we are branded the selfish ones.

What a racket. Fuck up the gene pool, leave a Brobdingnagian environmental footprint, and never lift anything heaver than your erection to slap it into her Lincoln Tunnel to make another dividend.

WWJD? Jesus didn't have kids, you hormonally overcharged zealots. He hung out with the whores but according to your own doctrine he kept it in his robes. That's probably why it was a seamless garment--harder to have a wardrobe malfunction around Mary Magdalene.

Rant rant rant. I could go on and on but I have work to do today that doesn't involve cooking spermelettes.

Comments

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

If they want so many fucking kids, WHY DIDNT THEY ADOPT? What the hell is so great about their genes?

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

What the hell is so great about their genes?

They're white, God's Chosen People.

Or is that the Mormons? I can't tell the "God commanded us to spawn by the assload" groups apart.

[phenom-woman.livejournal.com]

As a child of adoption and just a member of the human race I agree, If they feel they need more children they should adopt or at least foster parent a few of the many that need homes.

[hep.livejournal.com]

stuff like this freaks me out. I can't imagine having even one more kid. Maybe if it came out already at age 5, but the size of a 5month old fetus.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

You have three awesome kids. You would really be risking the odds if you had another, because the law of averages says it would not be so much awesome as E, Z and Z. It would come out looking like a billiam or something and then we would all be sad and be all, oh noes, hep had a billiam thing come out of her, and we wouldnt know what to buy you and shit.

find me some lulz.

[hep.livejournal.com]

i just like, dont get it. I dont get like, wanting to only be a cow breeding offspring. You know? Like I mean, I love and adore my kids and wouldn't change any of that, as you know I totally believe in personal responsibility and I fucked up by having sex so I should take care of the consequences. But like, I would be lying if I didn't say that I am looking forward to them all being grown and in college in 10yrs so I can go back to traveling and causing trouble abroad. The thought of just....breeding and raising kids and thats IT for my whole life, like that is REALLY SCARY.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

That woman has spent over ten years of her life just BEING PREGNANT.

Think about all the shit you've done in the past ten years when you weren't pregnant.

Consider also that the only reason this woman is famous is for BEING pregnant so damn much.

I dont want to think about all the lost lulz if you had been nothing but a spawn machine, heppussen. :(

[hep.livejournal.com]

i cant believe she isnt on livejournal.

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

I invoke the law of averages when people ask me why I only have one kid.

Also, I look at my cousin's children and think it could be THAT BAD.

[photodork.livejournal.com]

she needs a 'gina filled with teefs.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/

[duality-duel.livejournal.com]

How does it make you selfish not to have kids? What is the exact argument here that you've gotten from others? I'm curious!

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

"You'd be such a good mother [BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!], its such a shame."

"Don't you want to give J.'s parents more grandchildren?"

"You need to think of the FUTURE! Children are the FUTURE!"

"God intended for you to be fruitful and multiply! Think of GOD!"

I mean, I can't even be arsed to snark at how weak that shit is.

[tonapah.livejournal.com]

Michelle Duggar, who has been pregnant for 11 years of her life, said she and her husband will continue to have children as long as God wills it.

How is she even still alive? My uterus is weeping at the thought of 11 years of pregnancy.

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

OfJimBob is a replicant. That's my theory, anyway.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Bless you for making a Republic of Gilead reference.

<3 <3 <3

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