from hardoncollider

[siannan]

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.

I actually had SlapChop spam in my inbox this morning. HOW TIMELY, NO?

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[snuh.livejournal.com]

I wonder if CoS was behind this, since he battled with them publicly? Find out he liked hookers and set him up with one.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

whoa what, he went up against the clams?

links please!

[snuh.livejournal.com]

Vince Offer

Vince Shlomi (born April 25, 1964 in Israel), better known as Vince Offer, is a writer, director, and comedian best known as the owner and pitchman of two sold-on-TV products: ShamWow! absorbent towels and the Slap Chop food chopper.

In 2004, Offer, an ex-Scientologist, sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him. Offer claimed that the church's actions caused him to lose a successful business, as many of his employees were Scientologists who quit upon learning of what the church did.

This is why tumblr is the new online spot, there's been a lot of discussion there since this occurred.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

You are pimping tumblr to me like vince pitches Slapchop.

Am i gonna love your nuts?

[hardoncollider.livejournal.com]

lol yeaaah

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

We’re going to make America skinny again. One slap at a time!